Sorry folks! Some serious analytics emergencies at Xerox kept me from filing my Rio Bravado missives, so let’s a-wrangle up some stray viewin’s partners… (yeehaw)
Mr. Destiny | James Orr | 1990
saw this when it came out …uh it’s even shittier?
Monkeybone | Henry Selick | 2001
Selick’s Giant Peach is a gem, knew some folks who worked on this, they were shitheads abut this movie was wonderful!
Tom & Huck | Peter Hewitt | 1995
Yikes, terrible! And JTT is disturbing to look at, like a rubber-y Renee Zellwegger mask or something…? RIP Renfro, a tru bro
The Addiction | Abel Ferrara | 1995
STill good, I think I saw it like last year maybe, a classic. JTT woulda been good in the Renee Zellwegger role.
Mr. Holland’s Opus | Stephen Herek | 1995
Saw this when it came out with my Mormon girlfriend at the time, she wouldnt let me get further than a kiss and this movie is equally disappointing
Once Around | Lasse Hallström | 1991
Always confuse this movie with Home for the Holidays and some Dreyfuss joint where hes a gambler (Let It Ride?). It’s cute but like what a weird movie its just about how this frumpy spinsters new rich hubby disrupts her family but like I kept waiting for him to turn out to be a fraud and then wondered why she was so attached to her family. People are weird to me.
The Competition | Joel Oliansky | 1980
Dreyfuss-fest concludes with this proto-Hollands Opus, but like he never tries to fuck any students or gets called an asshole in sign language. Plus Amy Irving just makes one long for the superior 80s musical, Honeysuckle Rose
Crazy Moon | Allan Eastman | 1987
Hey no joke this is a great movie!
Impromptu | James Lapine | 1991
Also great, but insert your High Grant joke here!
Two Moon Junction | Zalman King | 1988
Maybe the first female nudity I saw? But she looks better as Audrey, oh I miss hpn gotta get back on the internet!!!
Boris and Natasha | Charles Martin Smith | 1992
If ol’ wigwam had his way, Dave Thomas would have never been allowed near a camera lens! This opinion is hereby cosigned by Rio Bravado™
[editorial note: I’m gonna let wigwam’s blasphemin’ ballyhoo about Dave Thomas stand, but he’s got two more strikes, and he’s outta here! That two-timin’ rough-ridin’ rat! ~ mystery meat]